your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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