GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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