Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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