So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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