I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dignity is for republicans.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
