But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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