I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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