I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I FOUND THE LEGS
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