Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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