your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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