There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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