just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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