How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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