i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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