there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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