Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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