put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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