I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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