Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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