So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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