I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
