Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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