I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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