yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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