ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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