Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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