Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
