quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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