I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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