I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I need water and some morals
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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