Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
