if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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