I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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