Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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