brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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