you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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