4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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