Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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