If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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