why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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