what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
dude. I can hear the air.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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