I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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