3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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