Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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