haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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