is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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