He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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