I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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