The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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