we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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